Stewart knocked Democrats in Monday’s episode of “The Daily Show” for playing by the rules too much and advised them to follow Republicans in finding “loopholes” to get what they want done. He suggested that Democrats should start playing hardball and should stop nitpicking Republicans for not following the rules.

Stewart watched in horror as the Republicans played chess and the Democrats “ [glued] their balls to their thigh.” There’s not a lot of fight in the finger-wagging Dems, who urge Republicans who don’t give a shit to play by the rules.