"I can assure you this doesn’t make me want to purchase your product." Takeout customer reveals unsettling message hidden ...

"Crazy how much this ... is spreading!" Customer stumbles upon bizarre message in fortune cookie from restaurant: 'Misfortune ...

Alright, confession time: we're not sure someone actually wrote that--it could have been spit out by a computer programmed to come up with clever fortune cookie sayings. And, truth be told ...