We traversed back and forth across the Summit, skiing manky moguls on Silver Fir and inconsistent snow below the new Wildside chairlift before stopping by the Summit West’s base lodge for lunch.

"This whole thing is a last-minute, manky mess!" she shouts. "Stop it, will you?" says Orla. "Just keep your knickers on." "And do you know, even if I do get enough models, Orla, that's all they ...