There's nothing like a good, old-fashioned knock-knock joke to make people laugh. Whether you want to cheer up a pal, impress someone on a night out, or make your dating profile stand out ...

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Here are 140 of the funniest knock-knock jokes out there, perfect for an icebreaker, dating profile, or even just entertaining your own damn self.

We all love bad jokes. And we'd argue knock knock jokes are exemplary. Part of what makes them so great is their performative nature: There's a volley between two people that requires ...

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