(Photo by Emanuele Cremaschi/Getty Images) Credit: Emanuele Cremaschi / Getty Images Being one of dozens of human sardines in a packed train or bus is bad enough at the best of times — and this ...

I'm sorry if that's an issue but if I pass out if the train's moving, apparently that doesn't look good on paper either and I can't open the doors for you. 'So once again, this train will be ...