But Gunther and Francis' precinct mates don't want to know what actually goes on in Car 54, or even worse ... The rules require all 163 quartets to perform the same song, which drives poor Jan Murray ...

There’s a holdup in the Bronx, Brooklyn’s broken out in fights, there’s a traffic jam in Harlem that’s backed up to Jackson Heights, there’s a Scout troop short a child, Khrushchev’s due at Idlewild — ...