Sure, the new "Zoolander 2" teaser trailer raises a lot more questions than it answers, but, then again, Derek Zoolander gets paid for being ridiculously good-looking, not ridiculously good-thinking.

Derek Zoolander is VH1's three time male model of the year, but when Hansel wins the award instead, Zoolander's world becomes upside down. His friends disappear, his father is disappointed in him ...