If you're in trouble, my phone is on 24/7. Drive safely, always wear your seat belt, and ZONK!" After a surprised pause, everyone took off running. There was a choke point getting out the …

But my favorite Zonk! story was we had just got back from deployment, and GO1 was rescinded for our unit, I was the gunner for our Battalion commander, and got a rare, CPL …

Aug 23, 2021 · I've seen people ask what does "Zonk" actually mean when Top raises his thumb and pointer finger, and real quietly says "..zonk.." while pretending to squeeze your skull from …

Jan 7, 2019 · "Zonk." A second passed as if everyone questioned whether it had really happened. In the next breath, a flurry, as the platoons split apart from the seams, soldiers running in all …

Mar 25, 2014 · We get all squared up, called to attention, and the CSM yells, "Zonk!" Nobody moved a muscle. An entire battalion, literally frozen after hearing the word "zonk." Every single …

“Don’t you know the rules of ‘Zonk’?” “No, I actually don’t.” They slowly start to pace towards me and in this rhythmic fashion walk around me in like a perfect flow. Commander - “Zonk means …

Jul 3, 2018 · Zonk gets you out of PT; a DONSA is a day off. Though I always (at Bragg and Drum) heard it referred to as a "training holiday;" I didn't hear DONSA until I got to Alaska. I …

Sep 30, 2021 · very sorry for your loss. my dad and I had 1/3 of a season tickets for 10 years one row in front of Zonk and a few seats down (section 32, row 13, seats 7-8). he was always so …

I've never had a battalion zonk, much less a division one. That sounds like a good memory. It would definitely wouldn't be impressive after a second time and I'd be annoyed for all the …

Nov 19, 2022 · 1: The new character, the Zonk, speaks in her own language. 2:There is a new vehicle, The Zonky Flonk, which is basically an open roofed, more dangerous Pinky Ponk. 3: …